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not much to blog about today... i have an ulcer the size of a crater on the inside of my cheek, i thought i was finally getting a wisdom tooth, but it turns out i had just gouged myself, possibly while sleeping, and this beastie had arisen. i feel like i have one hamster cheek, but no one else can even see the damn thing so it sounds like im a total hypochondriac (maybe i am, but i just want some sympathy, nothing wrong with that right?) also, i possibly took too many pain killers today, so im swinging between very happy (no pain, thinking the little fucker is gone haha) and dooooown (dear god, it hurts like a bitch and where are my extra strength panadol/solpadine/morphine in a tin)

going to belgium on friday, very exciting! im being taken for my birthday by my booooyfriend , sounds romantic but we're actually going to I Love Techno in gent, hopefully to dance like lunatics and partake in some very happy disco biscuits, can't wait:)

ive been pretending to write a book for oh, about a week now, its going to be called "100 ways to annoy a waitress" its actually a very brilliant idea i had, so i can vent about all the crap customers throw at me during the day, and how rude they are...you can get me a coffee, give me a bud, and so on...i think its going to be a best seller (pain killers might be affecting my judgement just a smidge)

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